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New Ideas, Tips, and Touts
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The Upcoming Race (Psst! Looking for a tip? ...)
A new addition to the TOUT CORNER!
The WATT Wizard
has a WINNER for you ...
Jokes to tell while waiting in the cashier's line...
When he left the gate,
I knew immediately that I bet the wrong horse.
The bell around his neck fell off !
- David L. Christopher
Here is an old British horse racing joke:
Bless You, Father
The jockey was hitting the horse.
The horse turns around and says,
"Why are you hitting me?
There's nobody behind us!"
- Henny Youngman
In the 6th (Fun
reading for every HorseRacingUSA.com visitor...)
Two handicapping friends try to make their first big "score" at the track
Free Short Story
Are You a Smart Money-manager? (It's not JUST handicapping!)
Speed/pace Handicapping (There's a volume of information here!) ...
Speed / Pace Handicapping
Who are the two pacesetters? How fast will they be running? And which contenders are capable of catching them?
Winning at the Track can provide answers to these important questions - and more!
If you stare at this picture long enough
you should be able to see a horse.
This is weird. Give it a try.
Have fun! Enjoy life!
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If you want to hear it all, use the Microsoft Default setting. The advanced files (such as the midi on this page) are best with the MIDI for ESS MPU-401 setting which will bring out the percussion (turn your sound up to get the full benefit).
To change the WIN95/98 music settings, click on START, Settings, Control Panel, Multi-media, Midi, then either DEFAULT or MIDI for ESS MPU-401.
Also, if you like much of the music on this website, then you are, like me, a fan of Dick Anderson. In my opinion, he's the best in country rhythm.
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